There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We have all heard of people having Guts or having Balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS – Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: ‘Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?’
BALLS – Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: ‘You’re next, Chubby.’
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.
Both are fatal.
0 responses to “There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.”
fatal indeed … poor guys better not come home late like that
Lucille Galleli HeHe! Many thanks for the warning
LuciferLucille! ;-)))lol very funny! I hope none of you guys have either Guts or Balls 😉
No guts, no glory? ;))
“Guts to you!” does not sound right, does it? 😀
Sumit Sen HeHeHe! The gall of the gal! ;-)))
Jasbir S. Randhawa Gall is different again! 😀
Kim Sinclair Gall = Bold and impudent behaviour, or “Balls’ in layman terms….
And then the
fightflight started! :-)))Are you trying to start a fight Jasbir S. Randhawa? Ah, no I see you have taken flight. No need to get into a flap about it, Jaz! 😀
Kim Sinclair I agree, no need to flap when the broom is available!!! ;-)))
You fly on a broom, Jaz?! Wow, that takes…
Balls/ Guts/ Gall*absolut* courage Jasbir S. Randhawa!!! :D)Kim Sinclair Surely, that’s a sweeping statement, as you know that its not men who fly on brooms, or fly off the handle for that matter….! 🙂
You’re right, of course, Jasbir. Men are not generally capable of such complex tasks as sweeping or flying on or off anything and many require a good dose of Dutch courage to cope with many things women can manage with ease. :)P
Kim Sinclair HeeHee! I now rest my case! 🙂
You can rest whatever you like, Jasbir. Your case, your wallet, your overnight bag…it’s all the same to me! No handles have been flown off here but a friendly spa with a friend is all I saw! 🙂
Kim Sinclair HeHeHe! Many thanks,
WendyKim! ;-)))Jasbir S. Randhawa You are most welcome
Sir TobyAdmiral von SchneiderMr PomeroyMr WinterbottomJamesJasbir! ;))Kim Sinclair HaHa! Never heard of these illustrious characters, Kim! Friends of yours?! :-)))
Jasbir S. Randhawa Perhaps your memory fails you Jasbir. You, in fact, introduced me to that wonderful skit by Freddy Frinton!! 😀
I had the pleasure of watching it again a few times for a much needed exercise of the laughing gear and so was sure you would know the gentlemen to which I referred! 😉
drunk butler
Kim Sinclair Aha! Yes, of course I remember that classic, but I can never remember the names of the characters! Many thanks for the reminder, Kim! ;-)))
Stephen Thackeray HeHe! I was hoping that the ladies would be provoked into challenging me to a bout of mud-wrestling, but alas! Cheers, Steve! :-)))
No, Stephen Thackeray, Jasbir never needs your support; he does very well on his own!
Save your admiration; his head will not fit in his profile picture any more! 😉
Jasbir S. Randhawa
Kim Sinclair But of course I need Stephen Thackeray’s support, Kim, to deal with all the
underhanddown under jibes! 😉Oh Jasbir S. Randhawa, you’re just jibe talking now! Bee Gees – Jive Talkin’ (Video)
Kim Sinclair Not those high-pitched voices again! 🙂
JJ Cale – Dr. Jive