One for Grandpa
An 8-year-old girl went to her
grandfather, who was working in
the yard and asked him, “Grampa,
what is couple sex?”
The grandfather was surprised
that she would ask such a
question, but decided that if she’s
old enough to ask the question,
then she’s old enough to get a
straight answer. Steeling himself
to leave nothing out, he
proceeded to tell her all about
human reproduction and the joys
and responsibilities of
intercourse.
When he finished explaining, the
little girl was looking at him with
her mouth hanging open, eyes
wide in amazement.
Seeing the look on her face, the
grandfather asked her, “Why did
you ask this question, honey?”
The little girl replied, “Grandma
says that dinner will be ready in
just a couple secs.”
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Lucille Galleli HeHe! :-)))
The grandkids went to visit their grandparents one night. There was grandpa sitting on the front porch in his easy chair with no pants on. Kids said, “Grandpa, what is wrong? You are sitting here naked from the waist down.” Grandpa said nothing, just turned his head in another direction. “Grandpa,” kids tried again, “why are you sitting there with no pants on?” Grandpa turned to face the kids. Slowly he explained, “Last week, I sat on the porch right here in this same chair with no shirt on. Sat for about an hour. Got a stiff neck….this was your grandma’s idea.”
That’s a howler Jasbir S. Randhawa 🙂
Two joke for the price of one here! Thanks Lucille Galleli and Jasbir S. Randhawa :D)))